{"product_id":"2027-funny-swear-word-wall-calendar","title":"2027 Funny Swear Word Wall Calendar","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003eLaugh Your Way Through 2027\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSome years call for motivation. 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